You liked them, and you let us know it. So for the third year running, we’re announcing a set of comedy festivals at sea: the 2026 Comedy Fest Voyages. We're talking adults-only comedy cruises that bring together the funniest comedians from both sides of the Atlantic — in onboard venues that put the basements where you’d normally watch standup comedy to shame. (No offense to the Comedy Cellar. A legendary institution, really.)
Two legendary routes, twice the laughs
🇺🇲 US Comedy Fest: April 11–16, 2026 | Roundtrip from NYC to Bermuda
Setting sail for the first time from the US, this comedic cruise trip from NYC to the pink sands of Bermuda delivers prime New York vitality mixed with beachside relaxation. You’ll get world-class comedians performing against a backdrop of turquoise Bermuda waters, with an overnight stay in the port so you can stay out and explore — and zero kids running around to interrupt the punchlines.
🇬🇧 UK Comedy Fest: August 20–27, 2026 | Roundtrip from Portsmouth to Bruges, Amsterdam & Hamburg
Our UK comedy cruise takes off from Portsmouth, navigating the Channel up through the North Sea, with stops that include Amsterdam and Bruges. This cruise combines the sharp wit of UK comedians with the continental appeal of canals and cobblestone streets.
What makes these comedy cruises absolutely unmissable
As we’ve done with everything across our fleet of ships, with the Comedy Fest Voyages, we throw the traditional cruise playbook overboard. These luxury comedy cruise experiences aren't just about catching a few laughs between visits to indulge in some award-winning dining.
- 🤩 The lineup: We're curating a genuinely exciting array of comedians, from established headliners to breakthrough talent. (Think sold-out theater quality, not your typical cruise ship amateur hour.) (No offense to amateurs — they’ve gotta learn somewhere!) These are the same performers you'd normally need comedy tickets to see in packed venues – except now, they're performing exclusively for our Sailors.
- 🤣 Adults-only atmosphere: Zero awkward family dynamics during edgy sets. Just pure, unfiltered comedy gold in an environment where comedians can actually be themselves.
- 🎤 Festival-style programming: In addition to the main shows (keep an eye out for the lineup announcement), expect pop-up performances, meet-and-greets, and maybe even some tight fives on the deck.
Beyond the laughs: dreamy destinations for your daytime hours
For the US Comedy Fest Voyage in April 2026, you’re heading straight to Bermuda, an island with a distinct and quirky blend of British and American culture. It’s ringed with pink sand beaches that look fake but aren't, has crystal caves that intrigue even your most dormant inner child, and boasts a nightlife scene in Hamilton that keeps the party going long after the onboard shows end.
August 2026 has the honor of hosting our UK Comedy Fest Voyage from Portsmouth. You’ll be exploring Amsterdam’s canals (or, for the adventurous, the red light district); Bruges' fairy-tale architecture; and Hamburg’s maze of bridges (weirdly, the city has more bridges than Venice, London, and Amsterdam combined!).
The Virgin Voyages difference hits… different
While other cruise lines are still figuring out how to make comedy work at sea, Virgin Voyages has cracked the code. Our ships feature actual comedy club-style venues with proper acoustics, intimate seating, and lighting that doesn't make performers look like something out of a horror movie. You’ll also get:
- Luxury amenities that matter. Our ships are filled with stylish onboard spaces, restaurants whose menus were designed by Michelin-starred chefs, and bars that know how to make a proper cocktail. Because great comedy deserves great surroundings.
- An environment free of cruise clichés. We've banished cheesy cruise directors, conga lines, and anything involving the word "fun-tastic." Our voyages offer sophisticated entertainment for people who appreciate actual talent.
Some answers to your burning FAQs
- What's the cost of Virgin Voyages Comedy Fest cruises? Pricing varies by cabin category and booking date — check our Cruise Deals page for the best current offers — but what stays constant is that these upcoming comedy shows at sea deliver premium entertainment value that beats paying for individual comedy tickets (plus hotels in the multiple cities you’ll be visiting).
- How do I book a comedy cruise from New York or Portsmouth UK? Browse our Destinations page or chat directly with your First Mate; whatever feels best for you! But do it soon — we offer early bird pricing for Sailors who commit before these comedy cruise 2026 experiences fill up. Book your cruise early, and you’ll save 10% on your voyage fare when you pay in full up to 365 days out!
- What makes these the best comedy cruises for adults in 2026? It's simple: no kids, top-tier talent, luxury amenities, and destinations that actually enhance the experience, rather than just serving as a backdrop.
- Can I find comedy near me that compares to this? Unless you live in a major comedy hub, probably not. These floating festivals bring world-class talent directly to you, with the added bonus of bringing you to destinations we hand-picked for their charm.
Sound like fun? Book your spot on board
With limited capacity and the kind of lineup that packs theaters on land, these sailings will sell out faster than a hack at an open mic night. Trade your usual “comedy near me” searches for a once-in-a-lifetime experience that proves luxury travel and genuine laughs make the perfect combination.
Book your spot on one of the 2026 Comedy Festival Voyages and discover why the best comedy happens when talented performers meet audiences ready for something completely different.
