A wildly unscientific, spiritually questionable, but aggressively accurate personality reading.
Look, we’re not saying your favorite spot onboard Virgin Voyages defines you. But… it does.
Deeply. Profoundly. Embarrassingly.
Let’s begin your psychological evaluation.
If The Perch is your place…
You are the protagonist, full stop.
You wake up early on purpose, which terrifies the rest of us.
You stretch. You sip. You glow.
Your vibe is “I journal on vacation and somehow STILL have fun.”
You are also the friend everyone ends up copying without realizing it.
If you basically live at The Dock…
You were born for soft life supremacy.
Your body rejects stress like a bad organ transplant.
You can and WILL fall asleep on any piece of outdoor furniture.
Your catchphrase is, “Ugh, we should stay longer,” and you mean it every time.
If The Manor is your spiritual home…
You haven’t gone to bed before midnight since the Obama administration.
You descend those mirrored hallways like Beyoncé entering a portal.
You thrive under neon lighting like a rare tropical plant.
You will dance with someone whose name you never learn.
You will not regret it.
If Extra Virgin is your natural habitat…
You are emotionally supported by carbohydrates.
You gaslight yourself into thinking “one more bite” doesn’t count.
You applaud when the tiramisu arrives like it’s a Broadway opener.
Your love language is olive oil. Extra virgin... of course.
If Redemption Spa is where your aura lives…
You are serenity in human form.
You radiate calm.
You radiate hydration.
Your pores are in their golden era.
Do you even have pores?
Everyone thinks you’re high maintenance. You’re not.
You’re just committed to preventative emotional damage.
If The Grounds Club has your loyalty…
You are fueled by caffeine, ambition, and a relentless need to be perceived as “chill.”
You have at least 6 hobbies and anxiety about all of them.
You will take a photo of your latte art and then apologize for it.
You read books. But you also skim them.
If your happy place is The Net…
You are whimsical, chaotic in a cute way, and possibly a cat in human form.
You enjoy dramatic lounging. And sighing loudly.
You request photos every 4 minutes.
You also spend 70% of your time saying, “WAIT — don’t move — the lighting is literally perfect right now.”
If The Red Room is where you feel alive…
You are high drama, high emotion, high commitment to clapping loudly.
You laugh. You cry. You gasp.
You treat every show like it’s the Tony Awards and YOU are the deciding vote.
You believe theater is a sport. Correct.
If Sip Lounge is your sanctuary…
You sip champagne because water is too informal.
You give sophisticated main-character energy even when you’re wearing flip-flops.
You flirt without trying.
You flirt when you’re not trying.
You flirt when you’re trying not to flirt.
Honestly? Icon behavior.
If The Pizza Place is your safe space…
You are the emotional support friend.
You believe carbs are a human right.
You will absolutely say, “This might be the best pizza of my life,” and you will not be exaggerating.
You always make new friends in line. Always.
If the Aquatic Club is where you reside…
You are solar-powered.
You nap with Olympic commitment.
Poolside is your personality trait, and honestly? Good for you.
You will order a drink with something tropical in it.
You will not apologize. Nor should you.
If Scarlet Night owns your heart and soul…
You are a storytelling machine.
You dress for the plot.
You have no self-control around glitter or themed outfits.
Your post-cruise texts begin with: “So… about last night…”
…and then never contain a normal follow-up.
If your true happy place is your Sea Terrace hammock…
You are soft on the outside, dramatic on the inside.
You are a gentle hedonist.
You stare at sunsets like it’s your full-time job.
You came here to decompress, disassociate (in a healthy way), and sway gently in the breeze like a very glamorous fern.
So… what does your favorite spot say about you?
Maybe everything.
Maybe nothing.
Maybe you’re just having an excellent time.
But if we had to guess?
It means you know how to vacation — emotionally, spiritually, aesthetically.
And if you don’t have a favorite spot yet?
You will.
Your ship is waiting, darling.
